Pick up lines for Metalheads…

slaygadeth:

• I wanna do you fast like a Megadeth riff
• Baby I’ll make you scream like a Dimebag solo
• Let me suck those sex pistols
• If you think it’s little then you’ve got another thing coming
• You remind me of an angel…Can I go south of heaven
• I want you to ride my crazy train til I bark at the moon

(excuse my corniness lol)

ha i love these

(Source: Slaygadeth)

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    I fucking love this.

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    dear future boyfriend: if you use the ‘ride my crazy train’ pickup line i am yours forever

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    Yeah, because Sex Pistols was TOTALLY a metal band.

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    what about “hey baby, want me to ride your lightning?”

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